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So we’re fast approaching the business end of the 2012/13 season, where has the time gone?

Nerves will soon rattle and fingernails be bitten during what has become affectionately known as ‘squeaky-bum time’.

Whether your team is challenging for honours or scrapping at the wrong end of the table we thought is was a good time to try and forget your teams’ current stresses with the first selection of our dubious football lookalikes.

Please note:

We can’t guarantee this page will take your mind off all things football totally, but we can promise these lookalikes are dodgy in the extreme. If you are unable to see any resemblance we recommend you try squinting your eyes a little and lowering your expectations ever so slightly! 🙂

Charlie Morgan Swansea City's 'Eden Hazard Ball Boy' and Peter Löwenbräu Griffin from Family Guy

Peter Griffin from Family Guy and Infamous Swansea City Ball Boy, Charlie Morgan

Comedian Actor Peter Kay and Sunderland and Ireland Defender John O'Shea

Sunderland and Rep. of Ireland Defender John O’Shea and Comedian Peter Kay

Ex-Player and Former France Manager Raymond Domenech and Borat Sagdiyev Kazakhstani journalist

Kazakh Journalist Borat and Former France Manager Raymond Domenech

Holland and Ex-Liverpool Dirk Kuyt and Sloth from The Goonies

Holland and Ex-Liverpool Dirk Kuyt and Sloth from The Goonies

Michael Ballack and Matt Damon

Ex-Chelsea and Germany Midfielder Michael Ballack and Hollywood Star Matt Damon

Newcastle United boss Alan Pardew and Parker from Thunderbirds

Parker from Thunderbirds and Newcastle United Boss Alan Pardew

Nick Rhodes Duran Duran and Ex-Leeds & Man United Striker Alan Smith

Ex-Leeds & Manchester United Striker Alan Smith and Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran

Referee Mike Riley and Squidward Quincy Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants

Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants and Retired Referee Mike Riley

Soccer AM's Rocket and Oldham Athletic Winger Lee Croft

Oldham Athletic Winger Lee Croft and Rocket from Sky Sports Soccer AM

X Factor Winner Leona Lewis & Cardiff City Striker Nicky Maynard

Cardiff City Striker Nicky Maynard and X Factor Winner Leona Lewis

See more equally awful examples in the series?
Dodgy football lookalikes: Volume 2 .. Volume 3 .. Volume 4 .. Volume 5

We did warn you that they were dodgy! why not let us know what you think in the comments below? or email us your own football lookalike suggestion?

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